baguette

A baked cock that resembles a loaf of french bread.

Mike likes to eat baguettes that are shaved.

by MoFo December 21, 2004

Tits

Something straight men are attracted to, and like to put syrup on and lick it off.

Me

by mofo April 01, 2003

brakchead

A crack head that is so fucked up that he can't relate to reality any longer.

The brackhead don't know shit no more.

by Mofo June 10, 2003

lent

A time before easter in the christian calander where sacrifice is made.

2. Stuff collected from bottom of washing machine, JK

"the pope has just declared lent"

A lent collecter

by mofo February 29, 2004

Cuntsticle

When a guy gets his balls hit so hard that one of them rupture's and looks like it has a vagina as well.

guy 1 "hey man how was last night with your girlfriend?"

guy 2 "not so well, we got into a fight and she kicked me so hard that i have a Cuntsticle now"

by mofo December 26, 2016

batter

to violently beat the shit out of someone

Omg im gonna batter that gyal/boy

by mofo June 02, 2004

ganondorfish

Something that's weird and/or cool in an evil, lazy, destructive, dark, dirty, and crude way; badass.

Dude, Stratofortress is so ganondorfish!

PC Chris acts all ganondorfish in the morning.

You never take showers?? That's so ganondorfish.

Do these gauntlets make me look ganondorfish, or is it just me?

by Mofo September 02, 2004