191 definitions by moco & p-phat

Pussitus

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy

Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!

by moco & p-phat February 11, 2012

Blue Ball Road

When a guy hasn't had sex in a long time, he has blue balls (clogged pipes) - thus he feels as though he "lives" on blue ball road

(Also, a road in Elkton, MD)

Lisa: Where does P-Phat live?

MOCO: At the moment, on Blue Ball Road - his pipes are clogged!

by moco & p-phat May 28, 2010

Juicing the Pear

When a chick is lying on her back with her legs together straight into the air and all you can see facing her from behind is a perfect pear with a slit for sucking out the juices

Juicing the Pear is awesome!

by moco & p-phat February 11, 2007

Geyser

A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax

Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched!

by moco & p-phat May 28, 2007

Jude the Prude

The opposite of 'Merv the Perv', a guy that does not have a potty mouth, a guy that isn't into kinky sex, a pussy

P-Phat is no Jude the Prude; he's more of a Merv the Perv!

by moco & p-phat February 11, 2009

Flying Out with your Schlong Out

Being bold and confident (letting your cock hang out in the breeze for all to see and admire) Rocking Out with your Cock Out

2008 is the year of flying out with your schlong out!!!

by moco & p-phat February 11, 2008

Honkey Donkey Dick

Huge caucasian dick (John Holmes)

John Holmes had a honkey donkey dick!

by moco & p-phat May 29, 2007