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what that really
creepy
5th grade
gym teacher does in the
bathroom
each morning
ME: hey i think that gym teacher is on crack
my friend:
yeas
definitely he is
tweaking
all the
time
crack
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmg
December 21, 2021
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dick mayo
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well i was licking my dick when all of a sudden this white
stuff
came out i licked it up kinda
gross
kinda
liked it gonna try again
ME: WTF IS THAT! *
licks
it up
* mmmmmmmm *Sayes lustfully* dick
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December 8, 2021
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