2 definition by minty moggy

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1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset
"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."
by minty moggy May 15, 2003

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lob
a post ejaculation, semi flacid penis
"the doorbell went and theres me with a king size lob on"
by minty moggy May 15, 2003

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