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An expression that, by the appearance of a person's eyes, is strictly intended to reveal no emotional reaction whatsoever, either
1. In a game (of poker, or any game where concealing emotion is crucial);
or
2. When questioned about an incident/problem/subject or topic, to mask possible indicators of deception or deliberate/intentional untruthfulness; as the person(s) delivering the question(s) suspect the answer may be partially or wholly dishonest, and may be skilled at reading signals indicative of lying (i.e., body language, tone of voice, eye movement, facial expressions, etc.).

Syn. with "Poker face", "Stone face"
When my folks & I got into an argument last night, and I called Dad out on his b.s., rather than giving me a direct answer, he just sat there gave me a dead stare, with a stone face with his arms folded.
by Mini-Me February 04, 2017

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1. (Adv.) The past tense of "ass ram"; occasionally used in reference to a most unfortunate event.
"Man, oh man. I heard Greg lost his job today. He said he felt like his boss just ass rammed him."

Ass rammed: used (in this context) in reference to an unfortunate event/circumstance/occurrence.
by Mini-Me April 30, 2015

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i wish karoleen would fuck me
by mini-me August 06, 2003

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An assclown who thinks him/her self superior to other assclowns.
John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"
by Mini-Me January 31, 2015

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