15 definitions by milfhunter37

auto-blumpkin

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

by milfhunter37 November 3, 2003

Hog Soccer

Slapping around a female with an above average circumference for fun or competition.

John drank too many Irish Car Bomb’s and started playing hog soccer at work.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

cock grappler

See cock wrestler.

Put this in there you cock grappler.

by milfhunter37 April 4, 2003

swing pusher

Any person who pushes a mother's kid on the swing in exchange for sexual intercourse.

I pushed her kid on the swing before I gave her a facial.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

The Perfect Game

When you tape grass clippings and smear chunky peanut butter on a bowling ball and give it the shocker.

After I get home from work every Thursday I get drunk and bowl a perfect game.

by milfhunter37 May 29, 2003

yam bag

Male testicles.

Cooke choked on my yam bag.

by milfhunter37 April 7, 2003

keeps the change

The action of swallowing a man's ejaculatory fluids intentionally, as opposed to the "change slipper".

When she moaned as she ate my pre-cum I was convinced that she would keep the change!

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003