Gorilla salad

A grotesquely hairy vagina.

If you want gorilla salad go to East Windsor.

by milfhunter37 April 03, 2003

keeps the change

The action of swallowing a man's ejaculatory fluids intentionally, as opposed to the "change slipper".

When she moaned as she ate my pre-cum I was convinced that she would keep the change!

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

swing pusher

Any person who pushes a mother's kid on the swing in exchange for sexual intercourse.

I pushed her kid on the swing before I gave her a facial.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

The Perfect Game

When you tape grass clippings and smear chunky peanut butter on a bowling ball and give it the shocker.

After I get home from work every Thursday I get drunk and bowl a perfect game.

by milfhunter37 May 29, 2003

yam bag

Male testicles.

Cooke choked on my yam bag.

by milfhunter37 April 07, 2003

Skank Test

A test designed to determine whether or not a girl is a skank involving a piping-hot loaf. If you ask a girl to shit in your mouth and she does it, she’s definitely a skank.

I gave that Flemwhore the skank test and she failed.

by milfhunter37 April 04, 2003

Hog Soccer

Slapping around a female with an above average circumference for fun or competition.

John drank too many Irish Car Bomb’s and started playing hog soccer at work.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003