rib breaker

A person who breaks a fat chicks rib cage.

A few Coors turns me into a rib breaker you pig.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

keeps the change

The action of swallowing a man's ejaculatory fluids intentionally, as opposed to the "change slipper".

When she moaned as she ate my pre-cum I was convinced that she would keep the change!

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.

Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003

auto-blumpkin

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

by milfhunter37 November 03, 2003

swing pusher

Any person who pushes a mother's kid on the swing in exchange for sexual intercourse.

I pushed her kid on the swing before I gave her a facial.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

yam bag

Male testicles.

Cooke choked on my yam bag.

by milfhunter37 April 07, 2003

panty sniffer

A person who sniffs women's underwear for sexual gratification.

Tom got caught sniffing the drawer again. He’s a habitual panty sniffer.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003