Definitions by mike tree

mag light 

a flashlight you can place inside your rectum.

dude, do you have a dildo i can use? no but you can use my mag light.

mag light by mike tree March 12, 2007

private profile 

the bane of the existance of lurkers, stalkers, and creeps. on myspace, dictates that you must add a person before you can see their profile.

usually results in creating a fake profile with which to lurk the person, only making you progressively creepier and more pathetic.

mike: geez louise, justin has a private profile!
eddie: yeah he's gay, add him on another acct.
mike: ok ROFL

private profile by mike tree December 6, 2006

s2s 

A variation of sry2say, meaning sorry to say.

white person: s2s but you're a homo
black person: LMAO YOU ARENT S2S

s2s by mike tree November 2, 2006