mike tree's definitions

private profile

the bane of the existance of lurkers, stalkers, and creeps. on myspace, dictates that you must add a person before you can see their profile.

usually results in creating a fake profile with which to lurk the person, only making you progressively creepier and more pathetic.

mike: geez louise, justin has a private profile!
eddie: yeah he's gay, add him on another acct.
mike: ok ROFL

by mike tree December 6, 2006

s2s

A variation of sry2say, meaning sorry to say.

white person: s2s but you're a homo
black person: LMAO YOU ARENT S2S

by mike tree November 2, 2006

mag light

a flashlight you can place inside your rectum.

dude, do you have a dildo i can use? no but you can use my mag light.

by mike tree March 12, 2007