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Definitions by mike rotch

fred durst

ALTHOUGH he is a poseur and a preppy, I dont care, I like their new stuff, and all you faggots out here dissing him bought his fucking cd or liked them when it didnt mean they were poseurs, so take your LIVE105 flip flopping hypocrisies and shove them up your ass
Wait, LB isnt cool anymore? Fuck Fred Durst, o my god, I am a cool conformist kid.
fred durst by Mike Rotch April 16, 2005
Hey Bob, do ya wanna take a CRUZ upon the RIVERA? Do you wanna have a Maddog too?
Cruz by mike rotch March 29, 2005
The sound that some of the biggest "smaller" birds make, better known as pigeons. Usually hanging around parks and within downtown areas of large cities, these pigeons make a characteristic "cooing" sound.
Me: Look over there! Pigeons!
Pigeon: Cooo.....Coo....
Coo by Mike Rotch March 24, 2005

creatine 

A supplement that is a performance enhancer and is totally legal. Works grat if you're doing a serious workout that includes hard-lifting activities. Good effects of creatine= bigger chest, stronger physique, and a numerous amount of never before seen bitches that all of a sudden want you. Bad effects of creatine= stomach cramps, You all of a sudden think you're the shit, and pussy becomes an instant need for you and the best part about it is that you know your conceided ass will get it because you are ripped.
Back then, girls used 2 call me conceided, asshole, and "the kid that plays with his asshole" but now since i use creatine, bitches call me well conceided, asshole, and "the kid that has all the females wanting 2 play wit his litle asshole". It's great and since then i been taking 200 milligrams of testosterone and been beating pussy up 4 days. What a life!
creatine by Mike Rotch March 16, 2005

worm burner 

a really gay four square term that makes no sense, usually stated by the UVA kids, Four square is beginning to suck.
Whoa dude, did you just see that worm burner? it was so hardcore! like totally awesome dude
worm burner by Mike Rotch January 30, 2005
Shaun of The Dead is a Zomedy
Zomedy by Mike Rotch January 29, 2005

sonoma county 

a place that kicks ass compared orange county (the blow-c), even though it does cost more to live here.
fuck you socal, and all you preppy bitches in it!
sonoma county by mike rotch December 24, 2004