Definitions by mike rotch

poseur 

Well, people say a poseur or a poser is someone who pretends to be something they arent. But when poseur is used on kids who like Blink 182 or Good Charlotte, or even Avril, it is just a way for elitists to make themselves feel good. If you like poppunk, pop rock, plain old pop, GO FOR IT! Its all good. Only conformists listen to shit they dont like because they want ot be punk.

: Hey look at that poseur wiht the green day shirt
: shut up man, punk is thinking for yourself, let him listen to whatever he wants. Conformist bitch.
: chill out man.
: okay.
: so...

poseur by Mike Rotch April 16, 2005

Cruz 

a ride upon the rivera

Hey Bob, do ya wanna take a CRUZ upon the RIVERA? Do you wanna have a Maddog too?

Cruz by mike rotch March 29, 2005

Coo 

The sound that some of the biggest "smaller" birds make, better known as pigeons. Usually hanging around parks and within downtown areas of large cities, these pigeons make a characteristic "cooing" sound.

Me: Look over there! Pigeons!
Pigeon: Cooo.....Coo....

Coo by Mike Rotch March 24, 2005

creatine 

A supplement that is a performance enhancer and is totally legal. Works grat if you're doing a serious workout that includes hard-lifting activities. Good effects of creatine= bigger chest, stronger physique, and a numerous amount of never before seen bitches that all of a sudden want you. Bad effects of creatine= stomach cramps, You all of a sudden think you're the shit, and pussy becomes an instant need for you and the best part about it is that you know your conceided ass will get it because you are ripped.

Back then, girls used 2 call me conceided, asshole, and "the kid that plays with his asshole" but now since i use creatine, bitches call me well conceided, asshole, and "the kid that has all the females wanting 2 play wit his litle asshole". It's great and since then i been taking 200 milligrams of testosterone and been beating pussy up 4 days. What a life!

creatine by Mike Rotch March 16, 2005

worm burner 

a really gay four square term that makes no sense, usually stated by the UVA kids, Four square is beginning to suck.

Whoa dude, did you just see that worm burner? it was so hardcore! like totally awesome dude

worm burner by Mike Rotch January 30, 2005

Zomedy 

Zombie movie with a spoof.

Shaun of The Dead is a Zomedy

Zomedy by Mike Rotch January 29, 2005

sonoma county 

a place that kicks ass compared orange county (the blow-c), even though it does cost more to live here.

fuck you socal, and all you preppy bitches in it!

sonoma county by mike rotch December 24, 2004