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il Duce

Literally translates to "The Duce" in English. A name similar to Fuhrer, self proclaimed on Benito Musollini to parallel himself to Adolf Hitler. He was simply Hitler's bitch, lackey and homosexual love interest from the beginning of WWII to the very end. He was removed from office in 1944 and hid in Italy's mountains for months before being rescued by the Germans. He was shot and hanged upside down in 1945 in a town square somwhere in Italy, nobody really gives a shit exactly where it happened.

Herr Adolf: Benevuti, il Duce... (eyes downcast)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)

by Mike Potter September 23, 2005

"I have 18 inch biceps"

A common claim among bodybuilding enthusiasts who usually weigh between 165-180 pounds. Most of them, of course, are lying.

Small guy with 15" biceps looks at 6'0 215 pound fitness model Bill Davey, who has 18" arms.

"Yeah man, that guys huge. But. "I have 18 inch biceps" too, so he's not that big."

by mike potter July 6, 2007