mike hunt's definitions

wichinga

literarlly; a vagina

a demeaning term, usually to put someone down for being a wuss. As in being a vagina.

Joe, quit being such a wichinga. Its just a damn spider.

by Mike hunt March 7, 2004

high topper

to take a crap in the water tank of a toilet so that when it is flushed next time dirty water runs down into the bowl. almost impossible to clean out if one doing the high topping has the runs.

Man, I went over to my ex's house and left a high topper in her bathroom.

by Mike Hunt March 4, 2004

Ocean Dick

When you get out of the cold water and you have a shriveled dick.

When he got out of the cold water he realized he had ocean dick.

by Mike Hunt October 30, 2003

koochie kick

a swift blow from the foot to the twat

"Damn, you just got koochie kicked!"

by Mike Hunt May 27, 2003

Bartone

That Asian bitch that was gonna give Kyle head for a nickel.

The Dot-Head

by Mike Hunt February 4, 2004

state farm

A realy bad insurance company. This insurance company is usualy associated with ripping people off and employing turd burgaling assholes. (See. Turd Burglar)

Oh crap. I just got into a accident, and I am about to die. I want to get my car fixed even though I am gonna die, but I have State Farm.

by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005

tobagon

the act of a girl giving one head while one rides her down the stairs forcing the head to move in a pleasing motion violently to bring instant oral gratification

your mother gives a great tobagon

by mike hunt December 31, 2004