mike's definitions

stuntface

ugly chick in porno that receives the gentlemen's load on her face.

the director needed a stuntface in the scene so that the star wouldn't need to redo her makeup

by mike April 20, 2004

stranger

when u sit on your hand and wait until it gets numb , then masturbate.

Dave likes to give himself strangers

by mike May 13, 2005

lofe

to love someone that you'd fuck

Hey lofe, let's hang out

by Mike November 14, 2003

sub

Common reference to a large sandwich often used by people in the North Eastern united states. (Submarine Sandwich)

I think I'm going to have a steak and cheese sub for lunch.

by Mike February 10, 2005

Jagsgate

celebrity, often used when defining someone cool

as cool as a jag.

by Mike January 25, 2004

Damn

The all purpose word.

Example 1: *See's hot girls* Damn.

Example 2: *Your team loses a game* Damn.

Example 3: *You spill coffee on a white shirt* Damn.

by Mike April 4, 2004

Bloody Larry

Death by excessive blood loss from the penis.

Mike F. masturbated to a picture of K. Didda so much, he suffered a Bloody Larry.

by Mike November 27, 2003