Definitions by mike

glazed doughnut 

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.

She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.

glazed doughnut by mike February 1, 2004

thwark 

noun, the God-Weasel

adj, of or pertaining to the God-Weasel Thwark.

verb, being the God-Weasel Thwark while skiing (thwarking)

Oh my god, It's thwark!; He looks just like thwark!; Let's go thwarking!

thwark by Mike February 1, 2004

gdh 

gdh is short for god damn homo

your a gdh

gdh by Mike February 1, 2004

Toggy

Noun

Slang term used to describe a person (usually male) who partakes in massive quantities of alcohol consumption. Not to be confused with drunks and alcoholics. Generally a person of slightly classier and/or professional nature, but definitely not a wine taster; could be a wine guzzler.

"Hey, there goes Mike going back to the pub, that ol' toggy!"

"Aaron, toggies pay for their OWN booze."

"If I had more money, I'd stop bein' a worthless toggy, an' get some real pricey hootch."

Toggy by Mike January 30, 2004

shiksah 

Yiddish derogatory term for a sexually loose woman or a female of lesser moral character. It has come to refer to any non-jewish woman though. The masculine version is Shaggitz.

Ever sinse Sam and Dianne broke up he has been dating that Shiksah.

shiksah by Mike January 30, 2004

150 titty's 

Classified Guy Code.

If you dont know, you never will..

150 titty's by mike January 29, 2004

chroms

(chro)nic (m)asturbation (s)yndrome, the act of uncontrolable masturbation due to lack of sex.

Shit, I haven't seen my bitch in a while, I got the chroms!

chroms by Mike January 28, 2004