miguel juan's definitions

grassy knoll

The landform from which JFK was shot by a woman.

Today I drank South African soft drink atop a grassy knoll.

by miguel juan November 10, 2005

stu noise

painful, world-weary sigh perpetuated by a man named stu, and used in most situations where a decision, response, or movement is asked of him.

other person: hey stu, we won't be able to smoke another cone until you chop some more mix.
stu: *stu noise*

by miguel juan January 7, 2005