Definitions by midnightmuncher
Snackcrastination
The habit of escaping work or responsibilities by convincing yourself to eat a snack first... and then another one... how about one last one.
Snackcrastination by midnightmuncher September 8, 2025
Snackcrastination
The habit of delaying work or responsibilities by convincing yourself to eat a snack first... and then another one, and then why not just one more.
Snackcrastination by midnightmuncher September 8, 2025
Cunter Punter
Cunter Punter by midnightmuncher January 21, 2023
A Chase
An overall fucking GOAT. A Chase is someone simply built different. A Chase gives absolute no fucks and constantly drinks Dr. Pepper. A chase will dick slap anyone who steals their Dr. Pepper.
Moron: “Hey look at that guy, imma steal his Dr Pepper”
Guy who knows better: “ don’t that guy is A chase and he will break your neck with a single dick slap.”
Guy who knows better: “ don’t that guy is A chase and he will break your neck with a single dick slap.”
A Chase by midnightmuncher March 1, 2021