3 definitions by michael scott hertzberg

instapose

Purposefully arranging a lifestyle in photographs to portray a predetermined aesthetic.

Derived from Instagram, where a persons life isn't always what it seems.

her instapose didn't look very real.
his dinner picture looks like it was instaposed.

by michael scott hertzberg January 24, 2018

Jersey Wind Tunnel

Very similar to the world renowned Dutch Oven but does require some set up or luck. Place a fan near the foot of your bed at the same level or slightly higher than the covers. Get under the covers. Fart. Lift feet. Brave people will use the covers as if it was a classic Dutch Oven. Cheers.

Dutch Oven!?! Please bitch. Ever been to a Jersey Wind Tunnel?

by michael scott hertzberg May 11, 2023

megagigabyte

A file-size measurement within a hexacore cluster, one must go around as to not terrorize the prossation of the cpu.

okay. now we gotta get around the megagigabytes, to where it won't, terrorize the prossation. okay?
megagigabytes, son!

by michael scott hertzberg December 7, 2012