Definitions by michael foolsley
measurable lot
measurable lot by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
nail barb
a nail that splits or separates, catching on anything/everything ESPECIALLY POLYESTER!! if you aren't close to a nail clipper, this 'barb' will torture you for all eternity until you can 'chaw' it off; or find some kind of tool that will 'fix' it up!
me gonna sucker-punch this nail barb!!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
nail barb by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
dungs
FOOD -the destiny of food, what food will become!, you know this because you are a psychic, a fortune teller. you've eaten, waited; then deffed! -you've done the math! you're good with equation/s!!
just got merged! -i'm heading out to foolsley's to get me some damn dungs!!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
dungs by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
push through my buttle
food -the concept of processing the food through the intestines, eventually pushing the remnant/s out the buttle (butt hole)
what gave birth to this statement, was being asked if i'd gotten any 'hay for my donkey' when i was an up and coming (rarely) 'workman' by older, (give a young guy a hard time) "rednecks"...
-finding myself hungry, i might realize i need something to push through my buttle!
what gave birth to this statement, was being asked if i'd gotten any 'hay for my donkey' when i was an up and coming (rarely) 'workman' by older, (give a young guy a hard time) "rednecks"...
-finding myself hungry, i might realize i need something to push through my buttle!
ah smoked these muggles, now me need something to push through my buttle...
almost a shame to push that beluga through me buttle!
i say! by chance, would you join me in the ritual pre pushing of something through the buttle?
almost a shame to push that beluga through me buttle!
i say! by chance, would you join me in the ritual pre pushing of something through the buttle?
push through my buttle by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
chaw clit
CHOCOLATE -an oral 'treat'; as is cunnilingus! though 'CHAW' clit suggests roughness, it remains oral based! one doesn't necessarily 'chaw' (or chew) a clitoris, the wise person utilizes more of a tongue-caress.
upon experiencing the explosive results of this, the question of 'goodness' and/or validity of a 'ramming penis' seems desirable to the male only! -the emphasis of the tongue as regards to lesbians, should provide a masters degree education for the male.
AS a male, 'ramming to oblivion' DOES carry a bit of 'charm' but, as a would-be "gentleman", i like to 'mix-it-up'!!! -besides NOBODY deserves to go home unhappy!!
-NOW, time 4 some CHAW CLIT!!
upon experiencing the explosive results of this, the question of 'goodness' and/or validity of a 'ramming penis' seems desirable to the male only! -the emphasis of the tongue as regards to lesbians, should provide a masters degree education for the male.
AS a male, 'ramming to oblivion' DOES carry a bit of 'charm' but, as a would-be "gentleman", i like to 'mix-it-up'!!! -besides NOBODY deserves to go home unhappy!!
-NOW, time 4 some CHAW CLIT!!
he ate a piece of chaw clit while dreaming of lapping clit!
this chaw clits' almost as good as realclit!!
me like to lick you like chaw clit (subliminal message! and/or pickup line!)
this chaw clits' almost as good as realclit!!
me like to lick you like chaw clit (subliminal message! and/or pickup line!)
chaw clit by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
white soul food
MEAT!,MEAT!,MEAT!,MEAT! maybe with some pizza thrown in, or eye-talian! meat prepared ANY style! -usually actual beast, not beast 'parts', as in 'soul food'
i stayed with some vegetarians, and couldn't wait to get me some white soul food!!
i was trying to go 'vegetarian' until i started 'jonesin' for some white soul food!
that bird seed and tofu just ain't make it, ah need me some white soul food.
i was trying to go 'vegetarian' until i started 'jonesin' for some white soul food!
that bird seed and tofu just ain't make it, ah need me some white soul food.
white soul food by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
rally round my butt stink
suggestion for those/he/she who has wronged one!! encouragement for these same individuals to find 'great glory' from the smell of my shit, or farts!!
they turned you down for the job! -yeah, well they can rally round my butt stink!!
those 'music makers' can rally round my butt stink!!
those not liking my concepts can rally round my butt stink!!
those 'music makers' can rally round my butt stink!!
those not liking my concepts can rally round my butt stink!!
rally round my butt stink by michael foolsley January 30, 2010