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bag of lemons

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when a girls ass is so big/fat it dimples and/or sags.
you see that ass man? bud it prob looks like a bag of lemons without those tna pants
by merkmerk March 8, 2012
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Edward's Law

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Edward's Law states that once a male has had anal intercourse with a female, that the male has permanently 'won' all past and future arguments, transgressions, or vindictive acts with/of said female.

The most common application of Edward's Law is, "Whatever, I had my dick in your ass.", and it is often called on after a bad break-up in order to preserve the male's ego.
"Jenny fucked three guys when Jeff went on his trip, but he doesn't care because he fucked her in the ass" - in reference to Edward's Law
by Merkmerk February 24, 2008
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