Definitions by mega oper

Puerto Lando 

A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida

Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.

Puerto Lando by mega oper August 3, 2008

shame cave 

The female genitalia. The opposite of the male power stick.

I totally tore up that hooker's shame cave.

shame cave by Mega Oper May 2, 2008