Definitions by meep meep

Hoodini 

The punchline to every joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hoodini

Hoodini by Meep meep July 23, 2015

morning wood 

when a guy wakes up with a boner..

i had morning wood when i woke up ...
those damn fairys pitching tents in my pants again..

morning wood by meep meep December 28, 2005