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morning wood

when a guy wakes up with a boner..

i had morning wood when i woke up ...
those damn fairys pitching tents in my pants again..

by meep meep December 28, 2005

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Hoodini

The punchline to every joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hoodini

by Meep meep July 23, 2015

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