Definitions by mctavish

smashwankered 

Embarrassingly drunk/ caned/ inebriated.

I had a skin full last night. The wife told me to behave myself but I ended up completely smashwankered.

smashwankered by McTavish May 9, 2024

Ranbeer

To borrow a lighter intending to return it to its rightful owner, only to pocket it once you've finished with it. If you can get away with blaming someone else for its disappearance,so much the better.

Where's my flaming lighter gone? Oh I know - I've just been Ranbeered.

Ranbeer by mctavish April 19, 2006