I had a skin full last night. The wife told me to behave myself but I ended up completely smashwankered.
by McTavish May 09, 2024
To borrow a lighter intending to return it to its rightful owner, only to pocket it once you've finished with it. If you can get away with blaming someone else for its disappearance,so much the better.
by mctavish April 19, 2006