Definitions by mck73
Pastorbation
The pastor chose to pull out her Hitachi Magic Wand and polish her pearl. She just hoped no one would be the wiser about her midday Pastorbation session.
Pastorbation by mck73 February 12, 2014
Plump Pump
A submissive female who understands that she is mainly kept for domestic chores and food preparation, but knows she can also serve as a cum catcher when her man doesn't feel like going out to get some quality pussy.
Ben was to exhausted work to go out and have fun, so he had his plump pump make him some dinner and suck down a load as he watched TV.
Plump Pump by mck73 February 11, 2014
Fun Bag Bimbo
A chubby chick who understands that her enormous tits are the only reason that guys and most girls even realize she exists. In an effort to fit in she forces a smile as people tease her about her Juggs and never says a word when guys "brush" up against them to get a cheap feel. By giving her just a minimum of attention almost any guy can get them out for play in private and with just a whispered promise of further attention, he can deposit a load into any of her three holes.
As she sat there on the couch collecting her clothes from the frat house floor, the Fun Bag Bimbo knew that guy was already back upstairs regaling the others that he had just gone around the world on her. He'd almost certainly show the pictures he took with his phone of her Juggs to his friends and might even let them see the video clip he took of him titty fucking her.
Fun Bag Bimbo by mck73 February 11, 2014
pastorbator
An ordained female minister who spends her free time fingering her holes while dreaming of used by a man.
After the service the Pastorbator went home and rode her Hatachi Magic Wand till the neighbors could hear the moaning that marked the arrival of every Sunday afternoon.
pastorbator by MCK73 February 10, 2014