Definitions by maxir colona

jon clod van damn 

while receiving head, wrap ur legs around her neck causing her to suficate and pass out, later waking up with a mouthful of semen

he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn

jon clod van damn by maxir colona June 12, 2009

steven seagle 

after ejaculating into your partners mouth, chop them in the neck forcing them to swallow a mouthful semen

she didnt want to swallow so i gave her a steven seagle

steven seagle by maxir colona June 12, 2009

homeless soup bowl 

Before ejaculating whether from anal, genital or oral sex, allow your partner to cup their hands together forming a bowl. possition youself properly so that you may ejaculate into your partners hands. Now watch them drink up your semen

she wanted me to ejaculate in her hand so i gave her a homeless soup bowl

homeless soup bowl by maxir colona June 12, 2009

slug wall 

at some point, being the delivery man of anal sex. pull out and slap your partners ass with your cock repeatedly leaving shit splats all over their ass

all those shit smeers on her ass looked like a wall of slugs, the slug wall

slug wall by maxir colona June 12, 2009