farm boy

it's actualy called Doing the farm boy...
this is the act of pinching one nostrile closed and blowing wads of goo out the other and all over the floor.

"I hate my ex-wife so much,I did a farm boy all over her pillow".
(Great Idea? Rite guys?)

by mavros April 29, 2006

smelly finger

This would generaly be the outcome of going to bed with an itchy hiney.

Confucious say: "Man go to bed with itchy hiney...
Wakes up with smelly finger."

by mavros April 29, 2006

boxed lunch

A cunt! Twat, 'jina, Hole, PussPuss

I'm going to Nancys and eat her boxed lunch @ the Y

by mavros April 26, 2006

crick

the sound an oriental camera makes

Mr.wong said, "Rook diss ray prease," and the camera went "Crick"

by mavros April 22, 2006

crankersore

what you get when you get robbed trying to buy crank

that dude just got robbed hes fuking crankersore

by mavros April 26, 2006

diarrhea

To squirt liquid shit out the anal opening, usualy brought on by a recent trip to Taco bell, Mexico, McDonalds, Booger King; etc. etc.

"when you climb up a ladder and you hear something splatter, it's diarrhea! (Look out below)!

by mavros May 05, 2006

skeeter bite

Very small titties. A bitch with a bra size of
one, negetive -A

" Hey, Stupid......
Better get some Band-Aids on them there Skeeter bites!

by mavros April 25, 2006