4 definitions by matthias azamer

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Boning a chick at a high speed.
Ahhh, I just finished having turbo sex with this hot-ass chick I met last night!
by Matthias Azamer February 06, 2007
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Orgasming to an erotic blog.
Guy 1: yo, you read kayly's blog yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy 1: dude, it's sooo freaking hot. I couldn't control my urge, I forced a blogasm on myself.
Guy 2: NICE!! im'a go home and read it too!
Assistant principal: Wow, i know what your talking about. I blogasmed three times last time to the very same article. IT'S SOOOO EROTIC!!!!!
Guy 2: never mind...
by Matthias Azamer January 16, 2007
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Someone who goes from a dense, and dangerous, urban area into a relativly safe, boring, sexless, and Republican area.
Guy 1: YO, I'm from the GHETT-O. Hear that? I'm a rapper!
Guy 2: Don't you live in a farmhouse?
Guy 3: Ya, he does. Just ignore him; he's a burban.
Guy 2+3: Yaaaaaaa.....
by Matthias Azamer February 06, 2007
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Relativly pointless.
Guy 1: OH MY GOD!!!!! The cops are on or tails! RUN!
Guy 2: Cops? Aren't they the guys who sit on their asses all day eating donuts and sucking dick?
by matthias azamer February 05, 2007
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