Near-Deather

Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.

To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.
"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."

"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."

"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."
by mattanaw July 21, 2021
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Boredsolve

When you were bored and found a solution, and it was not all that fun, and you did it temporarily, or indefinitely.
"Your life is boredsolved, admit it."

“To boredsolve or not to boredsolve, that is the question.”

“You don’t like televised sports THAT much. It’s just boredsolved, admit it”
by mattanaw October 27, 2021
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Mnemonia

Like "Pneumonia", but an illness whereby death is caused by a Memory.

When you remember something, and that memory results in your death.
"Bro, I think that old rando died because of her Pedo Family Memoirs. And she got Mnemonia."

"I didn't realize being a mother would require, years of that.... Now I get heart palpitations from my terminal Mnemonia."

"Woah, grandpa totally died in the ER, from COVID, but not even from COVID. He just remembered that time when... He had Mnemonia."

"Mnemonia is when you can't breath and die but because of your memories and not because of your Pneumonia"
by mattanaw October 04, 2021
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Earthnic

Cleaning the earth of pollution, including all chemical pollution, and wrong minds. This is a supplemental process to death, and choosing which lives and biological characteristics to produce. Includes everything on earth, mental and chemical.
"Earthnic cleansing is new and different and isn't Ethnic"

"Clean that Earth you Earthnic cleansing Flat Earther!"

"Earth day's new mission is Earthnic stuff."
by mattanaw July 22, 2021
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