matt m's definitions

Suffolk (U.K County)

Lots of farmers and old people,'nuff said really...

<two teenagers walking through a town centre in Suffolk>

Teen#1: There's a lot more old people about today...hang on...oh shit...

Teen#2: What?

Teen#1: I've just remembered, it's pension day!

Teen#2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by Matt M April 11, 2005

chevy

Best damned cars around! 197k miles on my Camaro, and only problme I ever had with it was blowing the rear end.. but even then it was still driveable..

My Camaro has 197k+ miles, and is still leavin 30+foot strips!

by Matt M May 16, 2004

King of the Chocolate Gays

Bunch of gay people made out of chocolate

"The Next person to walk in the room is King of the Chocolate Gays"

by Matt M April 19, 2004

bitch'd up

raped-many times-over an over again, kicked square in the nuts

Yo, viz just got Bitch'd Up, that nigga tried stealing my Corne Bred.

by Matt M May 30, 2003

Denied

having the feeling that u just got repeadedly ass raped ,embarrased to the point of self castration

*girl rolls up the "juicy fruit car door" in their face "Deeniiieeeedddddd"

by Matt M May 30, 2003

arsenio finger

slang for a blunt tube filled with "tuff". Called this because of the resemblence between the former FOX network show host Arsenio Hall's long fingers which appear to resemble a blunt

man pass that 'senio finger over here as you have been hogging it for long enough.

by matt m July 10, 2003

Jizzamagoo

A word made by me that you use as in insult or just for the hell of it.

Haha its mister jizzamagoo

Hey whats up? Jizzamagoo!!!

by Matt M November 22, 2003