matt huff's definitions
boobs which are much longer than wide; typically ones that sag or curve up in a noodle or banana shape
i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble
*points* look at the nooble
by Matt Huff December 11, 2010
Get the noodle boobsmug. almost 50% or more of the time is a word related to Facebook.
it's definitely not random because they pick definitions that match certain times of the year or holidays and also had geek, nerd, and dork; back to back days.
usually when it doesn't have anything to do with Facebook it's a pretty decent word or phrase, but sometimes it's almost as if they pick some of the words just to shame the person who created it since they get so many thumbs down and is the most god awful attempt at humor ever.
it's definitely not random because they pick definitions that match certain times of the year or holidays and also had geek, nerd, and dork; back to back days.
usually when it doesn't have anything to do with Facebook it's a pretty decent word or phrase, but sometimes it's almost as if they pick some of the words just to shame the person who created it since they get so many thumbs down and is the most god awful attempt at humor ever.
Today's Word of the Day is "Facegrace" meaning a disgrace to Facebook: 6925 up, 42 down
This Week's Words: "Snowbooking" "Habitual Poker" "Wall Troll" "Facespace" "Spacebook"
This Week's Words: "Snowbooking" "Habitual Poker" "Wall Troll" "Facespace" "Spacebook"
by Matt Huff February 22, 2011
Get the word of the daymug. Bro1: dude you don't go for jogs
Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise
Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise
by Matt Huff September 8, 2016
Get the Bonervationmug. Similar to the game show 'Cash Cab' but in Hash Cab the contestants are all required to get extremely baked before answering the trivia questions.
The winner of the game gets weed or hash as a prize instead of money.
This especially works best after hotboxing.
The winner of the game gets weed or hash as a prize instead of money.
This especially works best after hotboxing.
Joe: "hey if you want we can all head back to my crib for some grub, maybe we'll play some Hash Cab along the way."
Jill: "ohhhh fuck yes, i'm definately high enough for your bullshit trivia Joe"
Jill: "ohhhh fuck yes, i'm definately high enough for your bullshit trivia Joe"
by Matt Huff August 26, 2009
Get the Hash Cabmug. Dyslexia of the legs. Makes DDR really tough when your legs are stepping opposite of what they should.
I was so drunk I was dyslegsic last night.
by Matt Huff January 26, 2014
Get the dyslegsicmug. to headbutt using your face.
a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.
a face plant into another human being.
a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.
a face plant into another human being.
bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in
guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
by Matt Huff April 17, 2010
Get the facebuttmug. wannabe gigolo.
Similar to wigga or wigger which is "white-nigg(a)(er)" or a little more recently defined as "wannabe-nigg(a)(er)" after a select few black people started turning white but pretending they are still black such as Soulja Boy.
Similar to wigga or wigger which is "white-nigg(a)(er)" or a little more recently defined as "wannabe-nigg(a)(er)" after a select few black people started turning white but pretending they are still black such as Soulja Boy.
Stop trying to hit on all the soccer moms you fake ass wigolo they aren't going to give you any sex or money, try going back to hooking up with your own grandma.
by Matt Huff June 29, 2010
Get the wigolomug.