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i tried to plug my ipad into my macintosh and it started bleeding so i gave it a maxipad, 9 months later the mac had a beautiful baby girl named the imaxipad.
by Matt Huff June 12, 2010
Get the imaxipadmug. wannabe gigolo.
Similar to wigga or wigger which is "white-nigg(a)(er)" or a little more recently defined as "wannabe-nigg(a)(er)" after a select few black people started turning white but pretending they are still black such as Soulja Boy.
Similar to wigga or wigger which is "white-nigg(a)(er)" or a little more recently defined as "wannabe-nigg(a)(er)" after a select few black people started turning white but pretending they are still black such as Soulja Boy.
Stop trying to hit on all the soccer moms you fake ass wigolo they aren't going to give you any sex or money, try going back to hooking up with your own grandma.
by Matt Huff June 29, 2010
Get the wigolomug. 1.)
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?
girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality
2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality
3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!
-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-
GAYTALITY
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?
girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality
2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality
3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!
-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-
GAYTALITY
by Matt Huff May 5, 2010
Get the gaytalitymug. Similar to the game show 'Cash Cab' but in Hash Cab the contestants are all required to get extremely baked before answering the trivia questions.
The winner of the game gets weed or hash as a prize instead of money.
This especially works best after hotboxing.
The winner of the game gets weed or hash as a prize instead of money.
This especially works best after hotboxing.
Joe: "hey if you want we can all head back to my crib for some grub, maybe we'll play some Hash Cab along the way."
Jill: "ohhhh fuck yes, i'm definately high enough for your bullshit trivia Joe"
Jill: "ohhhh fuck yes, i'm definately high enough for your bullshit trivia Joe"
by Matt Huff August 26, 2009
Get the Hash Cabmug. Shit of a Lifetime.
Most people's S.O.A.L.'s occur after Super Bowl Sunday and sometimes Thanksgiving.
Most people's S.O.A.L.'s occur after Super Bowl Sunday and sometimes Thanksgiving.
by Matt Huff February 8, 2010
Get the S.O.A.L.mug. -verb
1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping
1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
Get the shipeeingmug. I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm "abortion-tolerant"
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
Get the abortion-tolerantmug.