Urban Dictionary: Definitions by matt g

I hate it when that happens

The act of getting your pubes stuck under your helm.

Jamie has a short penis and long pubes and thus had a case of 'I hate it when that happens'.

by Matt G June 7, 2004

What comes out of Gomez's ass.

by Matt G November 16, 2003

Another way of saying "customer".

Or

Someone who uses many profanities.

Matt likes to use the word cussy to spite Austin, who denies it exists.
proof

by Matt G March 28, 2005

a name that is given to someone that does not know the meaning of it, in effort to make fun of them and piss them off at the same time.

"your such a suck-wind"
"whats a suck-wind"
"you"

by matt g October 2, 2004

The placing of a hand up anothers ass, or an 1980s hit rock group.

Matt just love fisted that chick.
Man the Love Fists rock.
-Laslo

by Matt G March 31, 2003