matt |2's definitions

dronK

an inebriated attempt at the word drunk on a qwerty-style personal mobile device like a blackberry. The K is capitalized because when you hold down a letter on a blackberry, it becomes upper-case. Accidental capitalization is super-easy to do when you're wasted.

text messages:
-hey wat r u doing tonite?
-I've been at Study Hall for a few hours, and I'm dronK
-this meetings gonna get out real late, but ill join u after it
-Man, why did I have those shots of tequila????v

by Matt |2 June 17, 2011

Demolition Derby

A hat that looks normal, but causes severe head trauma

Man 1: Dude, what happened to your head?
Man 2: For April Fools' Day, my jackass roommate got me a Demolition Derby

by Matt |2 May 9, 2006

Saddam necktie

noun: a noose
(used in hanging for executions)

Girl 1: Hussein's lookin' sharp today!
Girl 2: Maybe it's because of his Saddam necktie...
Girl 1: Saddam! You could hang with us any time!

by Matt |2 December 9, 2008

Shopahol

n. What shopaholics are addicted to

Husband: Why are these credit card bills so high?!
Wife: I dunno...
Husband: I thought you quit doing Shopahol!
Wife: (sobs) I... I'm still a shopaholic.

by Matt |2 November 22, 2006

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.

Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

by Matt |2 August 28, 2006