Cluster Fuck

The I-Pass lanes on the Illinois Tollway
Since they are raising the tolls for those that don't use I-Pass, the I-Pass lanes are one big cluster fuck.
by Matt December 07, 2004
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jiggawut

Asking a ghetto-crawler "what?"
"Man, we need to go back to my crib right quick"

"Jiggawut?"
by Matt February 02, 2004
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bombs over baghdad

The act of layin' some lovin on a fine lady.
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang. Don't even bang, unless you plan to hit somethang.
by matt February 09, 2004
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zentropa

1. a specialist in search engine knowledge: a classical pseudo-scholar.

2. one who attends an imaginary school or studies with an imaginary teacher; an imaginary student.
"i'm going to totally pull a zentropa and look this up on the internet and cut & paste whatever i find."
by matt April 20, 2004
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simpsons

A show that used to be hilarious, but has started to suck shit in the last 3 or 4 season, when the episodes made no sense and became like every other show on Fox.
Damn, turn the simpsons off, Family Guy/South Park is on.
by Matt August 03, 2006
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Marine Corps

A group of high school dropouts that desperately wants to be like the infantry. Organization and organic weapon systems suited for a shock force only; the marine corps is commonly used as a conventional infantry force and subsequently manages to take more casulties than their infantry counterparts. Marines are too arogant to be called "soldiers" and too stupid to take cover when a fire-fight starts.
When you need a force of unintelligent drones, ready to take an objective by sustaining tremendous casulties, thus depleting the enemies ammunition, send in the marine corps. When you want an objective destroyed by overwhelming firepower, superior tactics, a feat of combined arms mastery, staying power, and the flexability to perform a variety of missions.....send in the Army!!!
by Matt March 28, 2005
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broken pipe

when one has too much gas and a fart goes off inside before it has a chance to escape the ass.
oh no, i just got a broken pipe, damn that CiCi's pizza.
by Matt April 10, 2004
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