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someone who whacks their wizer/wizang i.e beats their meat (masturbates) in a furious manner.
Put that dirty magazine down Khalifa, you raging wizwhacker!

Stop wizwacking, grandad, nany will be home soon!

khalifa wizwhacked himself into an aneurism!
by master wisdom April 4, 2008
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WIZLE Wi-z-uhl(noun)

A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die.

A White person with an IQ lower than 50 that is such a loser and takes on nigger qualities.

Better known as white trash.
"You should be friends with that person, they have the wizle"

"Hey Wizle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"

"WIZLE or also known as DITZY KHALIFA", will try to razzle dazzle you, but if you have any intelligence you will see right through them!

Don't act so khalifa! You have some intelligence, use it!
by master wisdom April 4, 2008
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A device that is often mis-spelled by morons, that lets people store clean urine so guys can pass drug tests. what people dont know is that cops test the temperature of the wiz, so if the urine is cold, you are basically fucked.
Guy #1: Oh wiz, here comes the police. Good thing i got my Wizinator.

Guy #2: Did you warm up the wiz before you left??

Guy #1: Son of a bitch.
by master wisdom April 4, 2008
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