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WIZinator

A device that is often mis-spelled by morons, that lets people store clean urine so guys can pass drug tests. what people dont know is that cops test the temperature of the wiz, so if the urine is cold, you are basically fucked.
Guy #1: Oh wiz, here comes the police. Good thing i got my Wizinator.

Guy #2: Did you warm up the wiz before you left??

Guy #1: Son of a bitch.
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZKID

WIZKID, WIZZKID or WIZZKID:

1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool

2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!

3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!

4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).

5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!

"Ditzy Khalifa" sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his 24 and making up bullshit stories while covered in dog fleas and he still has the nerve to call himself a wizzkid"

DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
"Ditzy Khalifa sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his 24 and making up bullshit stories while covered in dog fleas and he still has the nerve to call himself a wizkid"
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZLE or WIZZLE

WIZLE or WIZZLE

Verb form of wiz, Khalifa or wizz meaning to urinate.

see weezy, wizy or wizzy

DAMN foo he be a wizzle.
Before we go to the bar I gots to Khalifa, the lines are way to long once we get there.

I don't care what you call it, WIZLE or WIZZLE, I got to go now!
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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