master desk waxer's definitions

waxing the desk

To wax the desk is to butt fuck someone doggy style and then when your done smear your rod all over the top of their ass.

Bill: Hey man did u score last night with that chick from the bar???

Jim: Hell ya, i even waxed her desk!!!

Bill: Damn i love waxing the desk...

by master desk waxer April 17, 2009

shwale

What the idiots of westsyde consider either a sip, or the gross moose piss at the bottom of a beer

1. Give me a shwale of that drink
2. Only bitches dont drink their shwale

by master desk waxer August 5, 2007