waxing the desk

To wax the desk is to butt fuck someone doggy style and then when your done smear your rod all over the top of their ass.

Bill: Hey man did u score last night with that chick from the bar???

Jim: Hell ya, i even waxed her desk!!!

Bill: Damn i love waxing the desk...

by master desk waxer April 18, 2009

shwale

What the idiots of westsyde consider either a sip, or the gross moose piss at the bottom of a beer

1. Give me a shwale of that drink
2. Only bitches dont drink their shwale

by master desk waxer August 04, 2007