Urban Dictionary: Definitions by masta dragon red

country urinal

Stepping outside to take a piss off the front or back porch

damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.

by masta dragon red April 18, 2010

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not dogs

a hot dog bun without the weenie,just toppings that would normally go on a hot dog ususally created when the hot dog is removed and is nasty (overly burnt,lighter fluid taste, gray meat,etc)

had some hot dogs that were nasty the other day so i jus turned them into not dogs.

by masta dragon red April 12, 2010

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demonic gas

Farts so foul smelling it gags the person farting, usually acquired by eating some form of mexican food mainly taco bell

Oh my god dude I gotta give you fair warning I got some demonic gas tonightI had a burrito from taco bell.

by masta dragon red March 8, 2010

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barking spider eggs

Shit. Plain and simple

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs

by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

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semi-pussy whipped

Being pussy whipped without getting pussy

Guy1:He's been chasing that girl around fothat long and still hasn't got any?
Guy2: he's just semi-pussy whipped.

by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

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Lack of Common Sense Disease
Symptoms are :
Lack Of Common Sense (obviously)
Goofy Look On Face ( Even When Being Serious )
Lack Of Attention

Some Experence:
Gay Tone In Voice
Extreme Hunger ( Even When Not Hungry )

Signs Start At Childhood... But Cure Is Still Unknown

Thanx Steve And Tirzah
The Truth Must Be Told !!!!

What Wrong With That Guy? Whys He Doing Things Ass Backwards?

Its Locs Disease.

by Masta Dragon Red January 11, 2008