GEEKING

Under the influence of crack cocaine

by Mark April 15, 2003

Shithook

A dumb S.O.B. who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

That dumb shithook just put his car in reverse instead of Drive and he hit my car!

by Mark May 15, 2003

dufis

An extremely intelligent person, that is really cool

I'd rather be a dufis than a dufus.

by mark August 23, 2003

Shizzam

the art of shizzing in the AM

This guy was all like gfjhfj and i was all like shizzam...and he was all like NO WAY.

by Mark October 13, 2003

home wrecker

useless fat fuck women driving
see putrid oxygen theif chicken pig umpa lumpa monster in law killcock

i was just moving the car and it jumped the garden and smashed into the house gee im a duffer

by Mark August 01, 2004

Granny sucker

someone who likes sucking off granny's (an insult i made up).

Man your such a fucking granny sucker!!

by Mark January 21, 2004

Kodak's law

When you most need a camera, you will inevitably not have one.

by Mark March 25, 2003