Definitions by marblecakealsothegame13

American Bidet 

when you take a sizable shit, and the water splashes your ass so you don't have to wipe.

Jennifer: Rimming Michael has been so much better since he got an American Bidet installed!

American Bidet by marblecakealsothegame13 October 3, 2018

20 second breakfast 

a Monster Zero Ultra. common term used on IRC and Mumble servers.

Man, I'm tired. Time to have a 20 second breakfast!

20 second breakfast by marblecakealsothegame13 October 1, 2018

the window is open 

what you say to your best friend when the one girl that got away is single again.

Chad: Dude, Courtney just got divorced, the window is open!
Brad: Oh shit!

the window is open by marblecakealsothegame13 September 25, 2018

the toilet ate my lasagna

the best way to say that you had diarrhea, likely after eating at olive garden.

Sorry it smells so bad in there, the toilet ate my lasagna.

the toilet ate my lasagna by marblecakealsothegame13 September 18, 2018