3 definitions by marauder211

Hapf

When you run out of glowsticks trying to write "Happy".

My friends made me so hapf when they threw that surprise party.

Bloodbath made me so unhapf.

by marauder211 August 14, 2018

Hapf

When you run out of glow sticks trying to write "Happy".

I was so hapf when they threw the surprise party at Bloodstock this year.

Seeing Bloodbath made me so unhapf

by marauder211 August 14, 2018

Dirty Dilwyn

The act of entering the House of Commons pissed-drunk and shagging the hottest MP doggy style. (You need a rotisserie chicken and a joint to do this act.)

PM: My god! He's giving her the dirty Dilwyn!
Dilwyn: Fuck off! I'm having a drink!

by marauder211 March 31, 2020