FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.

Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."

by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025

Nip

It's a "slur" against Japanese people or people of Japanese descent. It derives from the romanized Japanese word for Japan, Nippon.

The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor! Let's take out those damn nips!

by manwithsomelies March 28, 2024

Irrelevant

Something that is of little to no importance or something that matters very little.

"The NL Central practically just has four teams instead of five, the Pirates are so irrelevant."

by manwithsomelies July 08, 2025