mama F's definitions

bag up

To put a condom on your widge

Bag up or you can bugger off I don't want a 9 pound little screamer!

by mama f December 28, 2005

Filth Friday

The day for having filthy discussions and sending filthy jokes pictures and anecdotes over works e mail!

OOOh its filth friday I have got a right slime on...

by mama f September 23, 2005

Snowball winnits

White Winnits stuck to your arse made from white loo roll

Its snowing in my pants.... I must have snowball winnits

by mama f December 28, 2005

Cock cheese colohan

A cheese loving scank from a bad part of town.

Look at him over there with cheese all over his face he is a Cock cheese colohan.

by mama f December 28, 2005

Dirty Pigeon

Dirty slag who has slept with every man in the office including peoples boyfriends and has an ugly face like a pigeon.

Oh look the dirty pigeon is bent over the boardroom table again...who is it this time? oh its my husband again

by mama f September 26, 2005

Titted up

To have ones breasts fondled under your jumper

Yeah but no but I went to the pictures last night yeah with this lad from down our estate innit and i got titted up in the back row i hope i am not pregnant innit

by mama F October 10, 2005

Quim Claws

When you touch a ladies front bum and your hands stink like you have been shelling prawns for hours...

What the fuck is that stench?
Oh sorry I just fingered my missus and she has run out of vagiclean - I must have quim claws

by Mama F May 1, 2006