malice's definitions
by Malice June 12, 2004
Get the pomtidmug. some guy that you pick up but can't get rid of, who after 2 weeks of dating, is ready to get married and pop out 4 kids. be expected to do everything around the house AND work to bring in extra income towards another house.
see also cheapskate, slumlord, domestic abuse, housewife, mortgage, and (non)(sexual gratification
see also cheapskate, slumlord, domestic abuse, housewife, mortgage, and (non)(sexual gratification
"I see them girls wit their chinese boyfriends. Un-uh. That shit ain't for me. I need substance to a
man. Height-wise, width-wise, and dick-wise."
man. Height-wise, width-wise, and dick-wise."
by malice January 14, 2005
Get the chinese boyfriendmug. 1. AKA Microsloth Winblows
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
by Malice September 16, 2003
Get the Microsoft Windowsmug.