malice's definitions

clubbing

1. Jarin meaning "visit several clubs"
2. Slang for masturbating or Pleasuring oneself
Clubbing the Seal
Spanking the Monkey
Cocking the Gun
Waxing the Rod

1. Dude Lets go Clubbing Tonight!
2. Shit, My mom walked in on me when i was clubbing the seal in my bedroom!!

by Malice September 6, 2003

mingface

1. a word for use when you frget someones name.
2. a really nasty looking person.

you are such a mingface

by malice November 20, 2003

world's worst singers list

I would have to agree with that guy. Id also throw in britney spears, avril shit face, and all those other much music pop princesses

by Malice September 1, 2003

chinese boyfriend

some guy that you pick up but can't get rid of, who after 2 weeks of dating, is ready to get married and pop out 4 kids. be expected to do everything around the house AND work to bring in extra income towards another house.

see also cheapskate, slumlord, domestic abuse, housewife, mortgage, and (non)(sexual gratification

"I see them girls wit their chinese boyfriends. Un-uh. That shit ain't for me. I need substance to a
man. Height-wise, width-wise, and dick-wise."

by malice January 14, 2005

pomtid

Poke out my tongue in disgust.

A reaction to something unsavoury or objectionable.

by Malice June 12, 2004

Hobocan

The low income housing area in the city of Hoboken, New Jersey.

It is called hobocan cause HOBOs CAN live there. Just like New Jersey is NY trash can, HOBOCAN is to Hoboken.

by MAlice August 9, 2012

Plars

Another "l33t" version of please.

pmfg s3x plars?!?!11one!!uno!1

by Malice May 13, 2004