3 definitions by mal considine

j'accuse

French for, "I accuse (you)."

"J'accuse, monsieur Cheney!"

by mal considine September 6, 2005

quiffbomb

when a girl queef-farts over and over again on your pecker--not letting it out after you've spoodged. it's like a vagina raspberry.

I told this ho that I wanted to get a quiffbomb from her and she said sure. all together, it was $300. It was all right though, she said, "I been fixed."

by mal considine September 6, 2005

jelking

In males, flexing your kegel muscles in order to make your boner appear to have a life of its own, throbbing, bouncing, or nodding as if in deep conversation. Mostly used to hump significant others.

I snuggled up close to my wife in the spoon position. I began jelking my chubby into her thigh. She rolled her eyes.

by mal considine September 6, 2005