Definitions by maddy

windows 

the computer cheap people buy. it sucks, is slow and insanely complex. science mags say macs are better. seriously.

sally: my windows kept crashing on me last night while i was trying to make a movie and simultaneously download from itunes
bob: thats because windows suck for anything visual or audio. buy a mac. conform!

windows by maddy January 14, 2004

dude 

1) n. a name for anyone (stereotypically used by male surfters/skaters but now accepted by any race, sex, religion, and wealth)
2) n. something that's just so awesomly cool, amazingly kick ass
3) ?. a way to start a conversation
4) replacing "um" or "like" in any sentence

1) Dude, that guy is soo sexy!
2) Omg! That teacher was so stoned, me and Hil were both like "Duuuude."
3) Dude you have no idea!
4) And then...dude...dude...dude, shit I forgot.

dude by maddy January 14, 2004

Pyronecropheliac

Someone who screws a dead body on fire.

"I just set a dead body on fire and now I'm f*cking it!"

Pyronecropheliac by Maddy November 17, 2003

toorak mum 

someone who drives rangrovers and fucks them with strap-ons like in nichs msn picture

chloe

toorak mum by maddy August 24, 2003

jesus on a stick 

my answer to every question my teacher asks

Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick

jesus on a stick by Maddy June 14, 2003

vaginacicles 

somthing this retarded little blonde kid made up whose sitting right next to me as im typing saying "ay ay" like a damn canadian on crack

a frozen liquid or a fake me out versions of male genetalia

vaginacicles by Maddy June 14, 2003