mAx's definitions

Chuck Norris

A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!

Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!

by Max February 25, 2005

enima

Sexual act performed by Chuck Norris on a platypus.

Stop fuckin' platypuses Chuck Norris!

by Max February 25, 2005

autophile

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.

"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."

by Max February 25, 2005

pXe

A shortened term for pimpcore.

I'm so pXe! Are you? Nah, I'm kidding. I hate pXe.

by Max February 25, 2005

pimpcore

An alternate term for Emo. Thus adding the effect of "core" on to it for a better, less "emo" sound of name.

Kid 1: Hahaha. You are Emo!
Kid 2: No, I'm not I'm pimpcore (pXe)

Kid 1: That's just another word for emo!
Kid 2: Yeah I know......

by Max February 25, 2005

Bazooka Joe

Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.

Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!

by Max February 25, 2005

Scat with the Cat

Unpopular original title of Dr. Suess's book Cat in the Hat.

Let's go read Scat with the Cat!

by Max February 25, 2005