m.c. phatback's definitions

ambigubump

When it is uncertain if a woman is several months pregnant or is just developing a nice beer gut

Anna: Did you see that lady at the party last night wiht the tube top and an ambigubump?

Robert: Hell yeah, she was gettin' fucked up like a rental car! I thought about saying something but couldn't quite tell if she was preggars or not.

by m.c. phatback April 18, 2010

poo d'etat

When ones bowels suddenly revolt and overthrow the status quo of unsoiled pants.

Oh man, you better pull over here! I think that shrimp at Cap'n D's was bad and I'm about to have a poo d'etat in my pants.

by m.c. phatback December 18, 2009

fart on your cornflakes

Synonymous to raining on your parade.

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.

by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009

last clapper

Someone who always has to be the last person to clap in an audience.

Anna: That was a really awesome open mic night on Monday, wasn't it?

Rob: Yeah, it was but did hear that last clapper after every song. What a jack ass!

by m.c. phatback November 22, 2009