m.c. phatback's definitions

permabeef

When someone does something that is absolutely unforgiveable.

Oh I aint even speakin' her name name anymore. We got permabeef!

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

Gaudacity

Being both gaudy and audacious simultaneously.

Anna: Did you see the dress Olivia was wearing earlier. It looked like it came from an Orlando flea market!

Rob: The gaudacity!!

by m.c. phatback October 2, 2011

Restless Dick Syndrome

When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.

Cathy: "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Fuckin' 3 a.m. and Ronnie gets a bad case of the Restless Dick Syndrome! There oughta be a pill!"

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

poo d'etat

When ones bowels suddenly revolt and overthrow the status quo of unsoiled pants.

Oh man, you better pull over here! I think that shrimp at Cap'n D's was bad and I'm about to have a poo d'etat in my pants.

by m.c. phatback December 18, 2009