Erich: Hey friend, what is that awesome music you've got bumping?
Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?
Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?
by m.c. phatback February 13, 2013
When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.
If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.
by m.c. phatback July 08, 2014
When you really really have to take a shit so you're rushing to get home so you put the brown siren on top of your car to let everyone know to get out of your way.
Robert: Shit! Why did we have to go to the Indian restaurant on the other side of town. I don't think I'm gonna make it home. Put on the brown siren for fucks sake!
by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010
The act of getting drunk on the utra cheap, always delicious Charles Shaw wines, popularized by Trader Joes.
Anna: What are you thinming about doing tonight.
Rob: I don't know. I was kind of thinking about getting two buck fucked, how 'bout you?
Rob: I don't know. I was kind of thinking about getting two buck fucked, how 'bout you?
by m.c. phatback October 03, 2011