m.c. phatback's definitions

cunt-step

The inevitable mix of two popular music genres: country and dubstep.

Erich: Hey friend, what is that awesome music you've got bumping?

Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?

by m.c. phatback February 12, 2013

safety-shart

When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.

If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.

by m.c. phatback July 8, 2014

Gaudacity

Being both gaudy and audacious simultaneously.

Anna: Did you see the dress Olivia was wearing earlier. It looked like it came from an Orlando flea market!

Rob: The gaudacity!!

by m.c. phatback October 2, 2011

two buck fucked

The act of getting drunk on the utra cheap, always delicious Charles Shaw wines, popularized by Trader Joes.

Anna: What are you thinming about doing tonight.

Rob: I don't know. I was kind of thinking about getting two buck fucked, how 'bout you?

by m.c. phatback October 2, 2011