beached whale

a female, whose body closely resembles that of a beached sperm whale.

i can't believe you slept with that beached whale. i.e. Leah

by luke detty May 13, 2005

swamp donkey

a very large and hairy member of the female sex, who looks like a donkey that just drowned in a swamp.

shes a swamp donkey...

by luke detty May 13, 2005

heckling

to shout profanity loudly out of the window of a moving vehicle. usually at bikers or small children. also to throw objects in to the path of on coming traffic.

i was just heckled..

by luke detty May 13, 2005