lovell from ut's definitions
The sexual act where you spread your partners rectal flaps with the knuckles of your index and fore finger, then cum with the screwball on a count of two balls and one strike.
The bases were loaded so I slipped her a knuckleball. Garth, she definitely won't be walking home any time soon. Two balls, on strike, and I'm out - she was like WTF!
by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010
Get the knuckleballmug. The shiver you get after dropping a deuce of substantial girth that tests the laws of physics. Like cold shiver but much more satisfying. In fact, very similar to a piss shiver, enjoyed after satisfying a tremendous need to drain your lizard.
Man, I hate dropping a deuce so enormous that it feels like giving birth & leads to rectal spasms. Hey, but at least I got to enjoy the inevitable shit shiver.
by Lovell from UT September 2, 2010
Get the shit shivermug. Acronym for an Urban Dictionary Certified Professional. Basically, one who is lucky enough and/or excels at getting entries accepted by Urban Dictionary.
Steven, your GISP is meaningless when compared to the accomplishments of Garth. I mean, dude, stop including it in every e-mail you send me. Garth is a true scholar as proven by his UDCP credentials. It even trumps Kyle's MBA and Nintendo DS masters.
by Lovell from UT November 9, 2010
Get the UDCPmug. When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.
Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.
by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010
Get the gene pool monopolymug.