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Steven Universe

A show on Cartoon Network produced by Rebecca Sugar, the first female producer in CN history. It's about a boy named Steven who's twelve-ish and lives with three deities called the Crystal Gems, aptly named Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. He himself is a Crystal Gem due to his mother Rose Quartz sacrificing her physical form to birth him. He also has a dad who lives in a van and runs a car wash. He learns how to use his powers by going with the Gems whenever they need to save the Earth from destruction. Garnet is the serious one, Amethyst is the wild one, and Pearl is the responsible one. Despite their differences, they all love Steven the same and treat him like their son. This show is beautiful and amazing and should never be compared to the likes of Uncle Grandpa and Teen Titans Go. It has a real plot and the characters are evolving more and more. It doesn't have the stupid comedy style of Adventure Time (making up words and using nonsensical words as slang); what makes this show special is that it can be funny without "trying" to be funny. Easily CN's best show.

Steven Universe is the only thing that keeps me on Cartoon Network these days.

by lonelyrootbeer February 21, 2015

Yugioh

A show that will forever be remembered for its:
1. Invisible guns
2. Oddly edited fight scenes
3. Removal of any death whatsoever
4. YUGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
5. The Shadow Realm
6. MIND CRUSH!
7. Heart of the cards

Guy 1: Did you watch Yugioh last night? Marik sent his father to the Shadow Realm!

Guy 2: Really? I could have sworn he stabbed him to death...

by lonelyrootbeer September 25, 2014

itunes

Where tv shows that are doing bad go to die.

I haven`t seen Grojband on the air in a while.......oh, the rest of the series was uploaded to itunes? Welp, so much for that show.

by lonelyrootbeer September 3, 2014