Definitions by liz and claire

bastometer

a scale used to determine the bastardism exhibited by men.
scales include vomit inducing bastard,boring bastard, bit of a bastard, stupid bastard, bastard, complete bastard, complete and utter bastard, extreme bastard and c**t.
To be used in conjunction with the complometer

after much thought she rated him as bit of a bastard on the bastometer

bastometer by liz and claire October 1, 2007

complometer

Scale used to determine the level of complicatedness exhibited by women.
Scales include bit of complomication, stupid complomication, boring complomication, complomication, complete complomication, complete and utter complomication, extreme complomication and WTF??
To be used in conjunction with the bastometer

after a little thought he rated her as complete and utter complomication on the complometer

complometer by liz and claire October 1, 2007