lixie's egg's definitions

Really?

That moment when your Bf/Gf says he prefers 420 over 69

Nobody:
You: I love 69
Your Bf/Gf: I prefer 420
You: Let's break up

Your Bf/Gf: no
You: Really?

by lixie's egg May 16, 2019

Poop

Shit

plop plop plop here's the poop

by lixie's egg March 17, 2019

OOVOO JAVER

A classic and popular vine that a lot of people know.

Person #1 Who is the hottest Uber driver you've ever had?
Person #2 I never went to oovoo javer.

by lixie's egg March 12, 2019

Hesus

A god that has power over everything. If something good happened to you today, Praise Hesus. If something bad happened today, Blame the S Deamon

Person 1: I broke up with my GF today
Person 2: Praise Hesus! She's mine now!!!

by lixie's egg May 27, 2019