A god (right now in a form of a rubber duck) that brings luck to anybody who believes in him and in rubber ducks. This includes people who enjoy taking baths with them. On the other hand, the demon brings bad luck.
Man #1: Hail Hesus! I broke up with my ROBLOX gf!!!
Man #2: Praise Hesus shes mine now!!
Man #1: Damit Deamon! I want him to be single for his whole life -_-
Man #2: Praise Hesus shes mine now!!
Man #1: Damit Deamon! I want him to be single for his whole life -_-
by lixie's egg May 28, 2019
Get the Hesusmug. Person #1 Who's the hottest Uber driver you've ever had?
Person #2 Ummmmm I've never been to Oovoo Javer.
Person #2 Ummmmm I've never been to Oovoo Javer.
by lixie's egg March 12, 2019
Get the OOVOO JAVERmug. 
A god that has power over everything. If something good happened to you today, Praise Hesus. If something bad happened today, Blame the S Deamon
by lixie's egg May 27, 2019
Get the Hesusmug.