heatherd

giving oral sex when partner is on the phone.
when useing the phone your girl gives you oral sex like heather you say ive just been heatherd
by little sparrow February 21, 2008
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Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman
I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge
by little sparrow May 16, 2017
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